Able-bodied Man Lives Out Nightmare Scenario By Having A Line Of Wheelchairs Outside of the Handicap Stall

Do you know how often I’ve cruised into the largest stalls in all the land? Buddy, I’m not exaggerating when I say that every time I’ve left my house for a fucking decade that I’ve used one of these stalls. If I go to the grocery store, Im in there. If I go to the bank, Im in there. If I got to the hospital, I take my time in there like you wouldnt believe.

Each time, I’ve stressed about whether or not someone would wheel their asshole into the bathroom and screech to a halt right in front of the crack in the door.

Wouldnt you know it, it happened to this dude. Not just one handicapable person but TWO of those handicapable fucks are right outside and looking in. Theyre are talking. They are waiting. They are waiting to judge the shit out of a nonwheelchaired-person who was taking up their precious prime real estate and the personal sink.

Theres only one thing left to do and you gotta hope to god that you’re wearing pants.

“Hey fellas, I’ll be right out. Just gotta put my leg back on really quick. It’s hard to sit down with my prosthetic sticking out.”

“No worries, my fellow handicapable friend. We are all in this together!”

You walk out of the bathroom with a slight limp and youre good. If you’re in shorts, you are fucked beyond belief. Simple as that.